Well, T2 is on yet again, prompting me to look up something on the true John Conner. Imagine my shock, turning to perversely enjoyable horror, to hear not only an original song of his, but a cover of People are Strange!

You simply must proceed to The House of Diabolique vs. Edward Furlong … “Back then I worked for a film producer, and one morning she told me she had to go to Japan for a film festival. Then she asked if she could bring anything back for me. My eyes lit up and I immediately spat out ‘LITTLE EDDIE’S ALBUM!!!!!’ because yes, that’s right, Little Eddie had released an album – of music – for his loyal Japanese teen girl audience! My boss laughed nervously but complied.”