All of these links …

Categories: Ramblings

The following post is from [Davezilla – Come for the clean humor; stay for the filthy comments]. I haven’t changed it, but it was too good for me to forget about so it’s posted here. Hopefully Dave will laugh and be flattered rather than sue me.

All of these links have been posted on various blogs over the years, however I think I have amassed the largest collection of unfortunate URLs for you. All of these web addresses appear to be obscene, but I assure you each one is perfectly innocent. Many are churches and Christian bookstores. All were well-intentioned when purchased, but perhaps a little more thought could have been put into them. (Hint: Have a child read your URL aloud. If anyone is going to find the dirty word by accident, it will be them.)
Perhaps this wasn’t the best URL for a Baptist church: cummingfirst.com And look! They like too go “snake handling” in the woods. Hmmmm.
Speedo Fart? Or Speed of Art? speedofart.com
This one for “Go Tahoe” is bad: gotahoe.com
Powergen Italia reads differently in a string: powergenitalia.com
Is this for therapists or something that results in therapists: therapistfinder.com
80s Hits or 80 Shits? top40.about.com/cs/80shits
Analtech. Yeah, right. analtech.com
Accurate screws are the best kind: accuratescrew.com
Despite the name, this is a law firm with no one named Crotch: crotch-partnership.co.uk
No, this is not a fraternity hazing site. teabaggers.com
Self-explanatory: myknobs.com
You’ll find no winos or pictures of J-Lo here: bum.com
Yes, this is spelled correctly. cokcdogs.com
Ahem. quimmco.com
It’s his last name, I swear. assmann-usa.com
I have no words: cockhouse.co.za
Cum.co. Of course it’s a christian bookstore: cum.co.za
Who doesn’t want elephant balls? elephantballs.com
Another guy’s name, not a porn site: furphoto.net
Folks looking for boy bits here will be sadly disappointed: nutsonthenet.com
Oddly enough, this is a site for troubled Christian teens: sloppynoodle.com
This one’s for my girlfriend: truecanadianballs.com

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