First Degree Horniness
Oh Bill Maher! “You probably saw this story about an 18-year-old high school football player who was sentenced to 10 years in prison for having consensual sex with a 15-year-old classmate. Now, I know that underage sex is wrong, but come on – if this guy was 17 years and 11 months old when it happened, his only crime would be First Degree Horniness.”