Just Like Hemingway to see to what lengths “we” take our inane and insane crap … it’s certainly Zero Tolerance. In November, sophomore Amanda Stiles was expelled from Parkway High School after Advil was found in her purse. How the hell will we ever survive I just don’t know. Though Alma Cogan is dead not all of the class of dead people are Alma Cogan. Fish live underwater. A Bass is a fish … thus certainly if I get kippers it will not rain. Oh to simply sink back, exhausted, onto the cartons of yoghurt. Perhaps when in that sort of mood, however, the LoveLump would be more effectatious? Holy Bejeebus.