Simply brilliant. The poem is a link. An actual working one now.
“I’m your little visiting angel, pretty as a swan.
I'll decorate your tree or wreath from dusk until the dawn.
I know that every month you'll think of me and put a smile on!
I'll even be hanging around when you crave a box of bon bons.
Now I guess you've figured out, and no, you're not wrong…
Someone found out another use for a playtex tampon!”